Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO

th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)... but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker

I watched a middle aged man pull up on his motorcycle and park and walk straight into Joann fabrics…….. need him more than anything rn

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

invited my coworker to eat in the peer support room with me (i ate a pork bun) (she ate a sandwich) and after we finished she was like (crumpling up the sandwich bag) i wanted to commend you. and i was like ? and she was like ive never eaten a sandwich in front of someone before. too anxious. but you fostered a such good environment